The Revelation will be televised

Revelations: the mini-series will begin tomorrow night and I can't say that I am not excited(that's a double negative...translation: I am excited). I hope it doesn't become a Bible for Beginners promo.

I have been thinking a lot about ways the Bible could be updated to this day-and-time. I finally decided it would have to be changed to an e-mail or text message version.

The letters to Romans and would be filled with emoticons, abbreviations, and caps/lower case letters for impact.

I overheard someone say recently that if Jesus and his prophets were around today, they would have been technology savvy. Somehow the image of Jesus with a Blackberry text messaging Judas doesn't jibe for me.

Judas: LTNS

Jesus: TIA 4 givng me ^ 2 the romans

Judas: :-C AWGTHTGTTA

Jesus: :-e major snafu. B4 I jet. I 4give u.

Judas: TANSTAAFL

Jesus: TYCLO! No need to :-O

Judas: LOL. L8R


I have never been very good at that e-mail jargon. That actually took a lot out of me.